Remember the basketball player that jumped into the crowd and delivered knuckle sandwiches? We doubt this can be the Real Ron Artest, but whoever’s behind the curtain is handing out word knuckle justice on Twitter. See some choice jabs after the jump.
On Jessica Simpson:
- Speaking of food, Shaq should try Tony Romo’s diet, that dude just lost 205 pounds.
- FYI, Tony Romo’s got a pink Cowboys jersey, some size 16 women’s jeans, and a horse saddle for sale.
On MC Hammer:
- Hammer’s credit is so bad he had to get his twitter account cut on in his mom’s name.
- MC Hammer’s got 1 mil followers. If followers were money that dude would spend yall on a platinum toilet seat.
Random hilarity:
- There’s a show called Hung about a white dude? Is that like Tom Cruise being the last Samurai?
- Shaq is so old his bible don’t have the New Testament in it.
- I told Luke Walton I’d show him where to get a grill if he tells me wtf a croc is & how the hell you wear that ish on your feet.
Tags: Ron Artest, Sports, Twitter
